Which is why throughout my elementary school career teachers lied to me about Columbus discovering the world was round. My ass. Sure, maybe you should sugarcoat things a bit for children. But don't lie to them. There is no concievable reason for this particular lie. Not to mention the whole Columbus discovered America thing. Even if you want to stay Euro-centric, you could mention Lief Erikson and be a little more correct.


I am the Doctor, and THIS... is my SPOON!