I have some 12 gauge that I will throw in my freezer over night. The next day I will microwave it to seal in all the good stuff that happened in my freezer. When it's done in the nuker I will rub it against my lucky dollar for exactly 30 minutes to remove all the bad karma. (All you dirty minded people, stop right there..........) When that is all said and done, I will give it to my dog Skippy who will proceed to bury it out in the backyard. This will let the earth work it's magic on the cable. All this and more is yours for only $1199.00 per foot. RCA's are extra and if you want them treated with the same method as the cable, please add on another $429.99.
