spiffnme
I can see that perfectly in my mind.
LOL!
Reminds me of when we took my 8 year old niece skiing for the first time. After 2 days of lessons, we took here to the top of the last green run before the bunny hill and before the nets. I knew she was in trouble from the get go, because her skis pointed straight down the montain, pulled in tight together, and the look on her face was one of PURE TERROR. I think she must of made it up to 50mph before she hit the nets. None of this was funny at the time, but it sure the hell is now when I look back.
She has never been skiing again, and she is 15 now and LIVES IN COLORADO.
