Jake - from here (Rochester) to Dwight is about a 5 - 5 1/2 hour drive. Assumes that the border crossing is quick.

Craig - don't knock the red tees. I play them when I want to feel ... MANLY. Plus, the golfers that hang out on the red tees are MUCH more attractive than on the men's tees.

I'll need to do a bit of research on the golf courses up there.

Jack - important footnote.
If we assume you follow Mike's plan and try the mouth-tomouth scam on Shania AND she doesn't take the bait AND you really do need mouth-to-mouth - you should expect some seriously bad news!!!