Originally Posted By: MarkSJohnson
I don't like seeing digital and anal in the same sentence.

My next physical isn't even coming up anytime soon.


Based on your ages, most of you senori should be traveling down Camnino del Colonoscopy very soon. There will be no digital component for you to worry about. ET's digits couldn't compete with a sigmoidoscope, and what's waitin' for you is double the length. Good luck with that.

P.S. If you do not do it before AARP finds you, it will be too late.

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.