Thanks for the suggestion, Chris. Nice way to avoid my invitation for you to take me out for a $200 dinner.

It's not that it's too easy, but there'd be footnotes necessary for the sanctimonious. Footnotes and limmericks? Unheard of!

I was kinda hoping that someone would misinterpret "topic" and head straight for nominations.
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