PM me and lemme know whatcha think. I'm really interested.

Hell, some of the regulars here are now likely horrified that you took my suggestion so readily. Just be more cautious if my suggestion has anything whatsoever to do with any, even teeny, aspect of your real life.

May I refer to you simply as "Hell?" It puts an instant "bad" word in any text to/about you. Saves me a little time.

n.b. I publicly swore off emoticons a long time go, so just assume I'm kidding unless it's REALLY offensive, OK?

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.