Randy, you're the best. We're going to have a good time one day.

But, you know, the Rocky Mountains run through Colorado, right? How about as-flat-as-Kansas?

John, NOTHING makes me happier than getting you to shoot tequila out your nose. But JP is trying to help me out.

Randy, thanks for the rows and columns. I don't get quite enough of that at work, so I appreciate you inserting data tables into my leisure time.

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