You may already know that I whiled away my university summers working at a summer resort. Ahhh, young love. In my vast experience (every Wednesday night was dance night) boys don't actually even have to dance to really impress the girls. They just need to stand on the dance floor, swaying slightly (on beat if possible but not crucial) and make lots of eye contact. I'd say in 98% of the cases girls were so impressed by this act of courage that they would dance around said boy, making it seem as though he were dancing, and then he'd be made in the shade. With your DDR training I'd say you're already light years ahead of the rest. Start small and you'll see how easy it is!
BTW - strategic alliance with Tiana is a brilliant idea. As is chocolate.
