Tell me about. Unfortunately, this just scratches the surface. One time, I picked a ruler up off his desk to use. Later that day I saw him rubbing it between his toes. Athlete's foot.

I wanted to jump in a vat of hand sanitizer after that.

Needless to say, I touch nothing on his desk anymore.

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"Nothin' up my sleeve. . ." --Bullwinkle J. Moose