You kids and yer fancy calibration jimjams and whoozits.. Why, when I was your age, I was happy to listen to a can on a string attached to a cactus needle that we rubbed against a rock! Good enough for us, should be good enough for you. Carnsarnit! Get off my lawn!





This moment brought to you by a relatively small glass of Unibroue 17.

I am the Doctor, and THIS... is my SPOON!