Come on, Motely Crue, Guns & Roses, Metalica - not all spandex was that bad.
I see the trap, I see the bait... I'm walking away... this will not end well.
...the better part of valor! You don't want to set off the aged and semi-infirm hoard of 80’s metal heads in here. We are feisty, but our attention span is real . . . what was I ranting about?