After reading "Tom Sawyer", I turned on MSNBC to watch "Countdown". When my watch read "21:12", I let my wife know I was "In the Mood". Soon we got to "The Main Monkey Business", but it was a 'Far Cry" from my best work. "That's 'The Way the Wind Blows'", she said, but still it was a wound to my "Malignant Narcissism."

Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.