I played golf this summer. Jack doesn't play but offered to caddy.

I accepted and asked how good his eyes were, since I would need him to watch the ball. He said he had the eyes of an eagle.

I hit a great drive off the first tee, turned to Jack and asked if he saw it. He got incensed and said "YES, dammit - I told you I have the eyes of an eagle"!

I asked where it went.

His response - "I forgot"

Happy B-Day old guy!

Last edited by Ray3; 12/01/09 10:27 PM.