I played golf this summer. Jack doesn't play but offered to caddy.
I accepted and asked how good his eyes were, since I would need him to watch the ball. He said he had the eyes of an eagle.
I hit a great drive off the first tee, turned to Jack and asked if he saw it. He got incensed and said "YES, dammit - I told you I have the eyes of an eagle"!
I asked where it went.
His response - "I forgot"
Happy B-Day old guy!
Nice Ray. That was my favorite of the bunch! I guess you're so old now that you can't see the ball yourself!
