Ah... all right, let me dig this up from the ol' memory banks.
There was a chant we used to use at the Cal Hockey games,went something like this:

Hey Goalie (usually)! Your mom called! She said you suck! (1st time) Suuuuuck! Suuuuuck!
...She said you're a vacuum cleaner! (2nd time) Vaaaaaaaaacuuuum cleaner! Vaaaaaaacuuum cleaner!
... something something
...something something
...She said you're a black hole! Blaaaaaack hole! Blaaaaack hole!


Yeah, Cal fans are nasty bastards.

I am the Doctor, and THIS... is my SPOON!