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What happens to the chair if I'm always thinking about boobies?

The AUDEO comes preprogrammed with locations of Hooters, strip clubs, and coed dorms. Depending on your intensity of thought, the GPS will guide you to the appropriate venue.

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Seriously, not to sound overly paranoid, but who's to say its not controlled by remote from a guy down the hall?

That thought popped into my mind as well, and I know paranoid, so don't worry about it. Take two boobies and call me in the morning.

Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.