Thank you, Sean and JP, for keeping the spirit of the thread in mind. AHS! AHS!

Ax-i-om, Ax-i-om, alma pater all the way
We paid our cash, and now talk trash
To each other; its' so gay.

We go spas-tic, enthus-i-as-tic
So much we'd like to say
There is no gym, no math, no caf
So we show up everyday.

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.