Jeezis, JP, you're a doctor! Can't you find a good surgeon to fix Ryan's mermaid syndrome?

And making him wear a single, oversized sock doesn't make it any better, OK!

I will suspend my smarm for a brief moment and wish everyone a great .XXXmas and a Happy New Year.

Seriously, I haven't made a shrink appointment since I've been hangin' out here.

Thanks guys (and Mary and Amie).

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.