The following apply to me, but some not as they're intended -

10. I have bought kitchen utensils for my own use

I live on my own, though.

18. I talk to my mother more than twice a week

My situation is an exception.

20. I have used the term “window treatment”

Guilty.

31. I consider female artists and musicians to be equal to their male counterparts

LMAO! Guilty, but everyone should be smile ! And if not, you're a misogynistic gay man grin .

50. I am not gay

Guilty.

Soooooooooo, I really score a 3.

The only reasonable argument for owning a gun is to protect yourself from the police.