You have, Fred. Remember when there were three of us sitting together, and we were talking about how many people we'd each had sex with?
You were very quiet when I mentioned my number, but I wouldn't have called the look on your face dignified.
Wait! Which word is the real problem for you? "Quiet" or "dignity?"
OK! You win! I am incapable of both! There! Ya happy now?!?
Yup, mucho happy. By the way, I knew you were a rabbit, albeit a somewhat twisted one, long before that conversation. The look on my face was likely induced by a drunken stupor.