Alaska: The adult run-a-way state.

Alaska: The Soviet Ramparts state

License Plate: Alaska is for Losers

Alaska The Non-Contiguous

Alaska: America's pathetic attempt to surround Canada

Alaska: Ruining Canada with Adjacent American Values

Alaska: Where even governors don't have to finish high school.

Alaska: Manifest Desinty through spillage

Alaska: Your dollars may not get you far, but your GED can work miracles!

Do you think Miss Canada cares at all about this?
I don't know, Alaska.

Aw, c'mon. They live in the dark way more than we do.

Well, at least they haven't made intelligent design mandatory. They will as soon as they can understand it.

Apolgies to Michael---for the jokes, NOT for living there!

Last edited by BobKay; 02/24/12 01:35 AM.

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.