Honestly, Rob, I don't think "he" even knows it, but I've never stopped thinking, from the get go, that it looks like written English from a central African cab driver who has been in N. America for, oh, about 4 years. I think "he" thinks it's eastern European or Russian.

I retract that. I actually believe that he has no specific foreign language in mind. One trick ponies usually aren't that sophisticated. (I hope I've pissed him off and he appears.)
xxoo,
BlobKay

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