So, Murph, you're telling me that Chess should have known what a Rotarian was? And Fred, too?! (Hmmm. What to do about that, what to do?)

Craig, when Fred writes, "Scratch 'n' Sniff," you should wait a post or two before replying, 'cause I went straight directly to Scratch 'n' Spiff and sniffnme. Yes, Andrew, it can be "funny" how one's brain works.

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.