Some scientific observations:

1. Based on statistics, the leading cause of death is being born. Alcohol doesn't even come close.

2. Of the 14 doctors I know, 9 are idiots. The other 5 are REALLY good. They also like a good cocktail.

3. Mojo is clearly compensating for something. His use of the phrase "girly drinks" is a cry for help.

4. This is the last sane Audio Forum.