I feel I have two terrific rooms as well but I am not sure I am an authority. I am led to believe I am another "a" word.
When I'm invited to friends' homes, I give them a few tips about their speaker set-ups, and invariably the dudes want to give my ideas a try. They are astounded with the result and exclaim "Honey, come listen to this". The wife comes into the room, looks absolutely horrified with the re-configuration, glares at me, raises her hand, points at me with her index digit and declares, "You're an asshole!"
