My wife and I once spent an hour sitting in a huge line of traffic on an isolated highway. When we got up to the source of the backup, it was a broken stoplight. In a (literally) one stoplight town. We were so pissed. That was the day it took us over 12 hours to get from Arizona back home. We hit that backup, another where there was an accident that put us on a 2 hour detour, road construction at the border that held us up for an hour...

I am the Doctor, and THIS... is my SPOON!