Hmm, there is a history of rum running in my family in that my grandfather was the wharf master in the early 1940s and no rum runners got to unload at night without a couple of bottles set aside for him.

"Hey Ho, no rum shall flow
Unless I get my due.
A bottle for Patty and another for spare
If you wants your load to pass through"

Perhaps I should renew & reverse some old traditions and begin sneaking whisky to the US.
With great power comes Awesome irresponsibility.