When you buy one, does it already smell like beer and cheap tarts? I'll bet it'd look great with a Family Guy mask, Mr. Blue.

Yes, we've been noticing the great spring your team has been having. Could be your year. I do mean "your" singular, as I never get the feeling that anyone else in Canada really cares about baseball. There are no visible seatbacks during a Boston game, except when someone has gone to the loo, is bending to vomit, or is stealing a fly ball away from a 9 year old.

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.