2 things....

1.
B-Man. I think it's intervention time. We are all here for you today because we love you and have been concerned about this obsession since a Duvet fell on our heads as you tried to hang the subwoofer over the 23rd newly decided sweetspot, like some sort of deathtrap from the movie Saw.

OK I'm not serious about #1 but I am about #2.

2. Metric? I still have a strong hatred for them since Emily Hanes made everyone wait for 90 minutes only to decide she was refusing to play in the ever so slight mist that was left over after the three opening acts all played through actual rain.


With great power comes Awesome irresponsibility.