OK, some of you guys do know that this is totally all made up. He has taken obvious care to hit all the hot topics in the guise of sending a real message. His broken English is just a nice touch.

But he keeps getting replies so I commend him for doing a good job. Truly a master troll.

If I were the web master, I'd be checking the IP he posts from to see if it matches a regular board poster to see if he is laughing his butt off right now.

Damn, now I have replied too.

With great power comes Awesome irresponsibility.