In the 70's, we called 17 tenners and a fifth of vodka a Karen Quinlan cocktail. Google her under 'Euthenasia in America.'

And if you're gonna OD, pick something other than Clonidine. You definitely don't wanna fall asleep, then die. That'd be a right drag.

Tell JP to stop spouting off names of all these psychotropics, then acting so professional and all when we ask for anything. Miserly southern cloudhead.

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.