Originally Posted By: Micah

Along that 1.6 miles of road is almost dead flat


Word up, guy.

I used to think the same thing about parts of my commute between El Paso and Tucson @ 135 in my Acura. Then, on one trip, I was finally confronted with the question: Why did the javelina cross the road?

Have fun, but at least think about what Mary says. She authorizes insurance policy death "benefits" professionally. Remember, none of the benefits will be benefitting you. It's the final insult.


Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.