I have been soooooo stoooopit!

How could I have done my homework so diligently and NOT figured this out before now!

And, just for the record, you'd be way funnier if you could get your diphthongs to correlate.

See, bb, return to the scene of the crime often enough and, eventually, you get bagged.

And it's always been there, right in front of me!

Boy, am I kicking myself now. I AM slowing down.

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.