I believe Bob's position would be that only lesbians use emoticons (wink, wink).
It's true. In fact, Subaru is going to rename the Forester after the next redesign; it will be the Emoticon. Consolidates the brand image.
"Hi, this is Martina Navrotilova for the new Subaru Emoticon."
Hey, she got every other lesbianoecian in the English speaking world to buy one the last time she shilled for Subaru.
Stop me. You know what happened the last time I did a story board for a car ad. I maligned a prefectly respectable disease, that's what.
