are you kidding me!! she got a 4k piece of oak, and you're scrappling to ceiling mount a few speakers. I suggest you break out the hardware and get those things mounted quick. Please, restore some of my faith in the male gender. I cannot believe how bad and out of control the american male has got!!

Mount those GD things, sit down, and have her get you a beer. and it better be cold. and, after what you been through, a frosted mug wouldn't be out of the question. Sheeshh!!!