My wife is too smart to allow me to bully, degrade or demean her, but she ain't so smart that I can't fool her. And from what I've seen of stupid women (while that quality is in many ways appealing) they are likely to get YOU into financial trouble.
The last two motorcycles both wound up with mechanical problems, as did one of the SeaDoos, so I was bargaining with stuff that I was going to sell anyway. I just didn't tell her that. Same with the cigars. I don't have an hour free to sit outside and smoke anymore. Cigars are over-rated anyway.