How do you know when deadheads have been staying with you?
They're still there.

Where do you hide things from deadheads?
Under the soap.

How many deadheads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to twist it and one to light it


What do deadheads say when they run out of dope?
"What is this awful music

With great power comes Awesome irresponsibility.