Glad you thought that was useful, JP. Are you going to get the white one or the gray one?

You should definitely upgrade your projector, too. Aren't you still forcing Gail to watch 720p?

As to Mark's bug story, it rings true because:

1. He claims to have done something
2. The "something" wasn't anywhere near his woodshop
3. Somebody is annoyed

bibere usque ad hilaritatem