"You killed it, bitch!", as the kids would say.

I'm drinking an MGD right now (sorry, Tom). I KNOW beer. While I haven't made one in a couple years, I reckon I've made over 100 batches, and I have read obsessively about beer and zymurgy.
But cheap swill is what a guy needs after a day of manual labor. I drank the first 2 bottles in like 5 minutes. Not going to waste good beer for rehydration purposes.
The MGD bottle says, "...hand-selected hops and choice rosted malts for smooth distinctive character." I guess the hops were in fact picked off the vine by some guy, but roasted malts? Smooth distinctive flavor? C'mon it tastes like water.
I really enjoy this forum, BTW. Alpha303 can take his Polks or Rockets or NHTs and stick them up his a$$.