Holy crap that hurts just reading it.
I had a night of vodka that ended similarly. Though I did not have my own toilet. So had to use the 1st floor men's room in my dorm. Someone described the sound of the heaving as if I were "puking up my testicles". While I was fully able to speak afterward, the muscles around my stomach chest and neck hurt for 5 days.
I still (this was in Oct of 89) do not drink Vodka....

jr

ps That was really well written Ray3. Thanks for the chuckle!

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