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Ahh, you miss the subtle genius. Microwaves do not emit from the thing. Microwaves emit from the conductors because the thing is there.

Try not to think about how microwaves improve your bass response.

I assume it uses the same non-contact technology as the intelligent chip (CD fixer-upper). Otherwise you wouldn't be able to emit microwaves from... ahem... wood.

Wood ?

I'm having an EXTREMELY difficult time keeping a straight face here.