Bren,
I literally am wiping the tears from my eyes as I type this. That is the best post I've seen forever. Hopefully your nether region's electron accelerator has recovered by now.
I saw something on a TV show and I felt sorry for the park ranger they featured that has been hit by lightning 7 different times. He's getting off light.
Watching the ladies run from you as you approach them at a dance must be devastating! On the other hand, knowing you can plug yourself into a socket during an outage and keep little Johnny's Iron Lung operating until power is restored must give you some solace.
Nice to see you again my friend! How goes the new venture up there?
