No, it comes with "special cables." Presumably the dried vines needed to conduct said microwaves to the wood so it can induce these magical waves from the otherwise crappy sounding $10000 electronics you bought.

It also helps to add $400 wood knobs to the otherwise crappy sounding $6000 volume control you bought.

Seriously. How dumb are people?

I am the Doctor, and THIS... is my SPOON!