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I would say get a new wife but you never know how they will change after they get that ring on their finger.


No, no... you misunderstood "Ray's Law #1" - it's SELL the wife, not trade her in!!

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Very high risk factor, not to mention the financial ruin of divorce that we men usually face.


Try being engaged to a family lawyer, how's that for the Sword of Damocles hanging over your head? I think I'll start twitching a lot and leaving Gun and Ammo magazines around the house... just sow that seed of doubt.

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She is always afraid I will kill myself on my slow ass cruiser, the mere mention of a crotch rocket is almost as good as a blank check.


I think a buddy said it best - the hell do I want to go fast for? I'm out to be seen when I'm on my bike!

Bren R.