in reply to Jack:
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I'd have a drink or two, and try to walk across the lake to Shania's. Jack Almighty! With my luck, I'd get half way across before I realized I'm not divine, and I'd drown.
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Jack, you forgot to finish telling the story! After realizing your inability to stay afloat, Shania would dive in and rescue your pour soul. Then continue with a mouth to mouth session.....er resuscitation.