... plus, of course, the fact that short-barrelled handguns are prohibited in Canada and the bookshelf speakers are too small to hold legally-sized handguns... as you can see from my avatar, even the M60 is barely large enough

M60ti, VP180, QS8, M2ti, EP500, PC-Plus 20-39
M5HP, M40ti, Sierra-1
LFR1100 active, ADA1500-4 and -8