"Paranoid much?"

Maybe so, but I've seen or heard about stuff like this too many times to not have it cross my mind. I actually started that post as an over-the-top tongue-in-cheek post but partway through I started thinking that I've seen stuff like that go on so much (fortunately, not in my marriage) that it's not as ridiculous as I thought when I started typing...

I still think that if she doesn't recognize the issue after comparing to Axioms or some other good quality sound system then I'm not as far off the mark as some might suggest.