You want acronyms, try reading a book on VMware Virtual Infrastructure. There's one page in this book that's looks pretty much like this

blahblah SAS blah SCSI blah ESX blahblah VI3 blahblah VC blah vNIC blah blah FC SAN blah VCB blah SATA blah TCP/IP blah iSCSI NAS blah

copy and repeat until you fill a page.

I am the Doctor, and THIS... is my SPOON!