Last year I started and annual (I hope) tradition to mess with one particularly irritating boss. This time of year the base is swarming with hundreds of thousands if not millions of carnivorous gnats, made worse by there actually being water in the Salt River this year.
So for the last recovery of the night we propped open the doors to the ready room, unlocked and opened his office and turned on the lights while turning off all the rest of the lights in the ready room.
Holy bug bite Batman! There must have been over 10,000 of those things covering the walls and ceiling when we came back, turned off the light and locked the door.
